census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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