If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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