in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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