I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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