Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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