I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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