YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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