Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
