those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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