that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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