this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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