...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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