I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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