Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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