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you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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