I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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