I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Come on in and take your pants off
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