the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
