i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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