You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
