eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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