hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Apparently you make a good broom.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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