Whoa Z and x make the same sound
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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