Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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