Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism