He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B