It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Can I color on your dick again?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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