And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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