Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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