I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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