508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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