Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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