just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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