so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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