my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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