You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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