thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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