'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Hippo gnu deer
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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