Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So vagazzling was a success
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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