For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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