well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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