I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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