have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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