do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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