he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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