walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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