Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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