How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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