Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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