I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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