Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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