Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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