just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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