i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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