your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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